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Some Heavy stuff, after a looong time:

Its the Blood that clogs my veins,
And the Air that chokes my breath,
And my legs become so numb,
As I run away…

No cuts, no wounds, no tear,
And a pain beyond to bear,
And my face’s swollen crumb,
As I run away…

It’s no stupid joke, no mystery,
I feel anymore, I don’t know me,
The wind is mauling, my ear drums screaming…
What the Fish is this bloody feeling?

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TIME & MONEY
A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life, and his own personal problems. The man couldn’t find the answers, so he sought  help from  God.
“God? Can you hear me, God?” he  asked.
“Yes. What is  it, my son?” God answered.
“I know you  are very, very busy, but would you mind if I ask you a few questions?” the  man asked.
“Go ahead, my son, anything.”
“God, is it true that in heaven, time moves  much faster than here  on  earth?” God  answered, “Yes, my child, a million  years on earth seems only a  second in  heaven.”
The man then asked, “God,  is it true that a  million dollars on earth is  only a penny  in  heaven?” God replied, “Yes, that is true, a million dollars on earth is only a  penny in  heaven.”
The man lifted his eyebrows  and smiled, as  his final question came to mind.
“God, would you toss me a penny,  please?”
God answered, “Sure! Just give  me a  second.”
SMART DOG
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.”
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck.
As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the “stop” button, then the butcher follows him off.
The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and pummeling the dog.
The butcher runs up screams at the guy: “What the hell are you doing? This dog’s a genius!”
The owner responds, “Genius, my ass. It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his key!”
A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life, and his own personal problems. The man couldn’t find the answers, so he sought  help from  God.
“God? Can you hear me, God?” he  asked.”Yes. What is  it, my son?” God answered.
“I know you  are very, very busy, but would you mind if I ask you a few questions?” the  man asked.”Go ahead, my son, anything.”
“God, is it true that in heaven, time moves  much faster than here  on  earth?” God  answered, “Yes, my child, a million  years on earth seems only a  second in  heaven.”
The man then asked, “God,  is it true that a  million dollars on earth is  only a penny  in  heaven?” God replied, “Yes, that is true, a million dollars on earth is only a  penny in  heaven.”
The man lifted his eyebrows  and smiled, as  his final question came to mind. “God, would you toss me a penny,  please?”
God answered, “Sure! Just give  me a  second.”
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the “stop” button, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and pummeling the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the guy: “What the hell are you doing? This dog’s a genius!” The owner responds, “Genius, my ass. It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his key!”