Thanks to my client, I was introduced to the power of Microsoft Project Professional.
What I took a few hours in MSExcel turned out to be a cakewalk in MPP as it’s called. Setting hierarchies and Preceding tasks was a breeze.
Thanks MPP!
A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life, and his own personal problems. The man couldn’t find the answers, so he sought help from God. “God? Can you hear me, God?” he asked. “Yes. What is it, my son?” God answered. “I know you are very, very busy, but would you mind if I ask you a few questions?” the man asked. “Go ahead, my son, anything.” “God, is it true that in heaven, time moves much faster than here on earth?” God answered, “Yes, my child, a million years on earth seems only a second in heaven.” The man then asked, “God, is it true that a million dollars on earth is only a penny in heaven?” God replied, “Yes, that is true, a million dollars on earth is only a penny in heaven.” The man lifted his eyebrows and smiled, as his final question came to mind. “God, would you toss me a penny, please?” God answered, “Sure! Just give me a second.”SMART DOG As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the “stop” button, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and pummeling the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the guy: “What the hell are you doing? This dog’s a genius!” The owner responds, “Genius, my ass. It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his key!” A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life, and his own personal problems. The man couldn’t find the answers, so he sought help from God. “God? Can you hear me, God?” he asked.”Yes. What is it, my son?” God answered. “I know you are very, very busy, but would you mind if I ask you a few questions?” the man asked.”Go ahead, my son, anything.” “God, is it true that in heaven, time moves much faster than here on earth?” God answered, “Yes, my child, a million years on earth seems only a second in heaven.” The man then asked, “God, is it true that a million dollars on earth is only a penny in heaven?” God replied, “Yes, that is true, a million dollars on earth is only a penny in heaven.” The man lifted his eyebrows and smiled, as his final question came to mind. “God, would you toss me a penny, please?” God answered, “Sure! Just give me a second.” As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the “stop” button, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and pummeling the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the guy: “What the hell are you doing? This dog’s a genius!” The owner responds, “Genius, my ass. It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his key!”
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